<![CDATA[”纙【繣→鰡，閖的博客]]> http://b.e.n.c.l.blog.163.com zh-CN Sat, 5 Jul 2008 02:47:59 +0800 Sat, 5 Jul 2008 02:47:59 +0800 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 120 <![CDATA[”纙【繣→鰡，閖的博客]]> http://ava.blog.163.com/photo/GRMEPXOZ6XlP1wlLl1RvKA==/2588725360808459623.jpg http://b.e.n.c.l.blog.163.com <![CDATA[灌汤包]]> http://b.e.n.c.l.blog.163.com/blog/static/56214969200711955059442

今日...

             我吃到...

                              一旧冇汤嘅...

                                                     灌汤包...

                                                                       令我...

                                                                                        冧到...

                                                                                                        冇感情嘅...

                                                                                                                               婚姻...

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                              11.为电脑鼠标充当免费代言。

　　                                                               12.为某些官员及不劳而获者提供原生态偶像。

　　               13.为形象较差的猫头鹰提供在人类面前生存下去的理由。

　　14.以生命不息祸害不止的大无畏精神为人类消费短缺的食品和过剩的垃圾。

　　                                                15.以四处乱窜行为怪异的表现为人类预测地震、海啸、火山喷发等自然灾害。

　　        16.为生产耗子药及捕鼠器械的公司提供产品消费市场。

　　                                           17.为宠物爱好者提供宠物新品。

　　                                  18.为《猫和老鼠》、《精灵鼠小弟》、《蓝皮鼠大脸猫》等动漫作品提供卡通原型。

　　19.为人类研究某些疾病以身试法。

　　                                     20.为从事鼠类研究的科学家提供新的科研课题。

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                                          1.为猫提供就业机会。

　　2.为狗提供兼职机会。

　　                                                                          3.为某些恐怖电影提供惊险道具。

　　                                                                                                  4.为某些男人提供英雄救美的机会。

　　             5.为某些女人提供扎到男人怀里撒娇的机会。

　　                                          6.为“耗子给猫当三陪——挣钱不要命”等搞笑段子提供理论依据。

　　             7.为十二分之一的中国人提供生肖图腾。

　　                                                                 8.与苍蝇、蚊子、蟑螂并称“动物四君子”，缺一不可。

　　         9.丰富人类的爱情语言，如：“我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米”。

　　                                                 10.丰富网名资源，如鼠姐姐、鼠小弟、鼠一鼠二、鼠猩猩、非你莫鼠等。

　　

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一句...

        

              "甩左鞋带"

 

        好似噉小嘅嘢....

 

                                                      其实...

 

                                                                                              好重要...

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难道...

             

                一句...

    

                           ----     对鯃住

 

                                                                       真係...

 

                                                                                          可以...

                             补偿...

                                                             某D嘢...?                 

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硪好想...

              鰮一个...

                             真正嘅...

                                              笔友...

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